"Mike and I, at seven and five, when hearing Dad, 'Fieldwork … blah, blah, blah … diamond hitch.' would cross our eyes, stick our tongues and try to fart." — Throwing A Diamond Hitch

"Mike and I, at seven and five, when hearing Dad, 'Fieldwork … blah, blah, blah … diamond hitch.' would cross our eyes, stick our tongues and try to fart." — Throwing A Diamond Hitch

Hi, I’m John

Humourist & Short Story Writer

In two of his prior careers as a geologist and financial analyst, John wrote many boring technical reports. In this new career as a writer, he is taking many creative writing classes, with a focus on humour and non-fiction prose.

Although based in Calgary, on Treaty 7 territory, he and his family have spent many summers on the shores of the Salish Sea and traveling under both sail and power. John loves long motorcycle trips, especially to the North, including the Yukon and Alaska. He and his wife of 36 years, Lisa (also a geologist), love spending time in the Rockies and have two grown children. They share their home with two beagles, the adorable sisters, Joey and Finley.

Critical Responses

  • "He is way funnier after a few beers .... and MawdSquad? So lame. Unsubscribe"

    - John's Friend, Kelly

  • "Thank you for sending us your work ... We try to respond within six months ..."

    - Harvard Review

  • "We have received your submission… We will only be in touch should we have interest."

    - The Atlantic

  • "Soulful, radiant, profound, propelling… His writing is none of these."

    - John’s Daughter

  • "Thank you for your submission … please do not call or email us ...

    - The New Yorker

Creative Work

By John Mawdsley

“Oh Ms. Voluptuouskaya, your Financial Assets are heaving more than the Energy sector! And geez, your dividends are so steady, yet perky.” 

– Pivoting From Finance Writing To Romance